clarknokent:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!

(Source: spaghetti-star-lord)

jasperislington:

CORGI DOWN! I REPEAT, CORGI DOWN!!

al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

littlebitoftroyler:

restlesslyaspiring:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

Note this NOW!!!!

(Source: bodtassbitch)

babygoatsandfriends:

kitten-katten:

SEND THIS TO UR BF/GF WHEN UR GOING RO SLEEP.

Ok


smartass-fallen-angel:

ten-and-donna:

masukunda:

devourthegalaxy:

sayingnotostatusquo:

alwayscastle17:

dauntless-nerdfighter:

THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people

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And last but not least…

image

OH. MY. GOD.

IT GOT BETTER

It got so much better

(Source: 10doctorxrosetyler)


bevsi:

modern disneys 

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

image

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

image

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

image

(Source: manda)

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE


catsthatlooklikepinupgirls:

UMMM… SO I THINK I MIGHT HAVE MADE A NEW TUMBLR EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN THIS ONE..

->KITTENS WITH SLOTH FACES.     http://slittens.tumblr.com/

YOU ARE WELCOME.

batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it

(Source: spacegent)


zombres: